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thedeadswitness:

If a truck could hit me right now, that would be great.

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The Magic Begins ϟ Day 19-  Funniest scenes

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cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

"put me back you little shits"

He is the Gimli of the Owl World 

OMG. I NEED A TRUCK. AND, LIKE, A WHOLE BUNCH OF DEAD MICE.

What you looking at? I ain’t got no candy for you.

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perks-of-being-chinese:

welcome to tumblr (part 4) hashtag swaggie

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burdened-with-glorious-popcorn:

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morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

are you ed sheeran

its a fucking adjective of course it doesnt change 

you will be hungry

you are hungry

you were hungry

BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY YOU NEVER EVER GET STOP BEING HUNGRY. EVER.

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"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do."

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Just so dissapointed. Every Sunny day has a dark lining